Got something in your life that’s been hanging over your for a while? Something you’ve just flat-out been avoiding? Need to get it done? Sure you do, and I’m here to help you achieve that goal in an easy two-step process.
1. Make up a playlist of music that makes you feel good. Songs you like to sing along to, preferably loudly. Loud enough to give the neighbours something to giggle at. I used this one*:
| Only the Young |
Journey |
| Strong Enough |
Sheryl Crow |
| S.O.S. |
ABBA |
| Paralyzer |
Finger Eleven |
| Money, Money, Money |
ABBA |
| 1000 Years |
Yukon Blonde |
| My Fair Weather Friend |
The Blue Seeds |
| I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ |
Scissor Sisters |
| Fortune and Fame |
Naked Eyes |
| Love Me Dead |
Ludo |
| Brother Down |
Sam Roberts |
| What I’m Famous For |
Crash Test Dummies |
| Diggin’ a Hole |
Big Sugar |
| Courage (For Hugh MacLennan) |
The Tragically Hip |
| Sympathy for the Devil |
The Rolling Stones |
| Syrup & Honey |
Duffy |
| The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead |
Crash Test Dummies |
| Oh My My |
Jill Barber |
| Lager and Ale |
Kim Mitchell |
| The Worst Day Since Yesterday |
Flogging Molly |
| Someday Baby |
Bob Dylan |
| Where Have All The Good People Gone? |
Sam Roberts |
| Like a Rolling Stone |
Bob Dylan |
| Reel ‘N’ Roll |
Rawlins Cross |
| Bad Things |
Jace Everett |
| Ocean Pearl |
54•40 |
| Parklife |
Blur |
| In Your Hands |
Charlie Winston |
| The Way |
Fastball |
| When I Grow Up |
The Pussycat Dolls |
| A Well Respected Man |
The Kinks |
| How Bizarre (Mix) |
OMC |
| Something Good Can Work |
Two Door Cinema Club |
| Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You) |
A Flock of Seagulls |
| What’s on Your Mind (Pure Energy) |
Information Society |
| Crabbuckit |
K-OS |
| Tubthumping |
Chumbawamba |
| Inside The Horn |
54-40 |
| Song 2 |
Blur |
| When You’re Falling [Featuring Peter Gabriel] |
Afro Celt Sound System |
| I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow (Instrumental) |
Norman Blake |
| Suicidewinder |
Ridley Bent |
| Caught In the Crowd |
Kate Miller-Heidke |
| Club Thing |
Yoav |
| Little T & A |
The Rolling Stones |
| Laid |
Matt Nathanson |
| Too Shy |
Kajagoogoo |
| Constant Craving |
k.d. lang |
| The Trouble With Love Is |
Kelly Clarkson |
| I Want To Break Free |
Queen |
| Boom |
Anjulie |
| Tick Tick Boom |
The Hives |
| Little Bones |
The Tragically Hip |
| I Put a Spell On You |
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins |
| Let It Be |
The Beatles |
| I Need to Know |
Marc Anthony |
| We Can Work It Out |
The Beatles |
| Something About You |
Level 42 |
| Nice To Luv You |
54-40 |
| Blow At High Dough |
The Tragically Hip |
| Dance Hall |
Rawlins Cross |
| Flagpole Sitta |
Harvey Danger |
| Shattered |
The Rolling Stones |
| I Want You to Want Me |
Cheap Trick |
| Flathead |
The Fratellis |
| Love My Way |
The Psychedelic Furs |
| Mi Swing Es Tropical |
Quantic & Nickodemus |
| La Grange |
ZZ Top |
| Shadow of A Man |
Bedouin Soundclash |
| Big Spender |
Peggy Lee |
| Happy |
Leona Lewis |
| The First Cut Is the Deepest |
Sheryl Crow |
| Street Fighting Man |
The Rolling Stones |
| Feeling Good |
Nina Simone |
| Taj Mahal |
Sam Roberts |
| If I Had My Way |
Big Sugar |
| Save It For Later |
The English Beat |
| La Primavera |
Manu Chao |
| Pastures of Heaven |
Ridley Bent |
| Mercy |
Duffy |
| All I Want Is You |
Barry Louis Polisar |
| Always Something There to Remind Me |
Naked Eyes |
| Duet for Emmylou and the Grievous Angel |
Rah Rah |
| My Dick (Bonus Track) |
Mickey Avalon |
| Another Bag of Bricks |
Flogging Molly |
| The Second Time |
Carolyn Mark & NQ Arbuckle |
| Oublie pas |
Karkwa |
| She La |
54-40 |
| All the Young Dudes |
Mott the Hoople |
| Love Plus One |
Haircut 100 |
| Musicbox |
Regina Spektor |
| How to Explain |
The Cat Empire |
| Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da |
The Beatles |
| Juicy |
Better Than Ezra |
| Who’s Crying Now |
Journey |
| Candyman |
Christina Aguilera |
| Help! |
The Beatles |
| And It’s Beautiful |
Crash Test Dummies |
| Big Bird In a Small Cage |
Patrick Watson |
| Fernando |
ABBA |
| Shadowman |
Afro Celt Sound System |
| More Human Than Human |
White Zombie |
| Golden Sun |
54-40 |
| Mamma Mia |
ABBA |
| Hello |
The Cat Empire |
| Cecilia |
Simon & Garfunkel |
| If It Makes You Happy |
Sheryl Crow |
| Girls & Boys |
Blur |
| Once A Killer |
54•40 |
| All the Times I Cried |
Sharleen Spiteri |
| Sexyback |
Justin Timberlake |
| Bleeding Love |
Leona Lewis |
| Never Say Never |
Romeo Void |
| Living in Jungles |
Bedouin Soundclash |
| Islands |
The XX |
| Don’t Stop Believin’ |
Journey |
| How You Like Me Now (Single Edit) |
The Heavy |
| The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You |
Bryan Adam |
Sure, it’s a little long, but I had a lot of work to do. Also, *please note, my playlist contains songs you may not want to sing loudly while your mom is around. Sorry mom! Arrggghhhh, this embarrassing. Anyway, your play list will I’m sure, be very different. It may not even make your mom shake her head sadly at you. Just saying.
2. Do the flipping task that you’ve been putting off. In the words of Nike, just do it. Right now.
That’s all there is too it! Congratulations, you’ve now completed our two step process. Would you like to buy the book or DVD series for use at home?
What? You think this is a sham? A ridiculously over-simplified and completely useless bit o’ fluff? Wrong! Just look what I’ve achieved using the Procrastinators CAN Get Things Done ™ series:

And the back:

And where it will be spending the remainder of its days:

See! You too could be getting stuff done with this wondrous system.
Snork!
Oh, and I even had time to make the cats a new bed.
So far only Beentsy has decided it meets her very specific feline needs.
Want to make one for the cutey patootey feline in your life? Easy peasy. Take one polar fleece blanket, (Value Village and Ikea are super cheap for these), fold in half along the long edge. You now have one very long rectangle. Sew along the long edge to make a long tube. Roll the tube down over and over itself until you have a small feline containment ring. Voila, it’s magic.
I made this one using 1/2 polar fleece and 1/2 wool/nylon/cashmere fabric ends from Fabricland. Right now it’s brown from the polar fleece end. But it can be rolled from the other end and be all kinds of bright pink wool. Keeps the kitties from getting bored.
Happy Saturday.